#aph Svea

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The nordics going to a stage production of Hamlet minus Denmark and when the play starts they find out Denmark is playing Hamlet

He’s such an egg.

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You know you did you know you did you know you did

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Mun ABC’s

Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, when you are done tag up to ten people and also tag the person who tagged you.

tagged by: @happyicechickennugget tagging:  @snxgsobaka @aisudream and idk ??

A - Age:  no. B - Biggest fear: Rejection C - Current time: 9:54 am D - Drink you last had:  a smoothie !! E - Every day starts with: I like wake up and message snxgsobaka honestly lol F - Favourite song: Currently I’m really liking hear them calling by Greta Salome!! I’m so ready for Eurovision lmao G - Ghosts are they real: ghosts are real one sucked my dick once also I think I’ve seen them before and hand prints appear on mirrors in my house for no reason I - In love with: Myself lol K - Killed someone: Yeah I once killed APH Denmark in an rp with @moder-svea L - Last time you cried: Yesterday at 12:30 M - Middle name:  Ann but like... I’m gonna change it lol N - Number of siblings: One and my dog O - One wish: To meet snxgsobaka and @lady-stroopwafel P - Person you last called/texted: If you mean texted I only text my mom, but otherwise it’s snxgsobaka lol Q - Questions you are always asked: idk.............. R - Reasons to smile: Yuri Plisetky/Kenma Kozume S - Song last sang: Snow Halation by Muse T - Time you woke up: 7 am. Every day. U - Underwear colour: I think it’s blue and stripy but I’m in class wearing a dress so I can’t check lol V - Vacation destination: Iceland. I mean, yeah I wanna go to the Netherlands, and sorry Rachel Vegas is too hot rn W - Worst habit: I just stop talking to people for literally no reason even if I wanna talk to them X - X-Rays you’ve had: I think my hand when I was like three, and then my left foot once and my right foot twice. Kickboxing isn’t fun. Y - Your favourite food: Um idk lol. I never really know what to say :/ Z - Zodiac sign: Aries

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“I am straight woman” not for long

god do you have any idea how hard it is sizing that red text on mobile-

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let her live her dreams

Happy 4,000th post to his blog btw

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Iceland is a mood.

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That was fun! Does this mean we have to call them the Nordic 13 now?

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So I should probably post something here but it is my birthday and I have cramps and I hate everything so I’ll just leave you with headcanons I literally just pulled out of my ass while writing this post:

The Nordic 9 have game nights and they get really hardcore. Notable incidents include

Norway tackling Denmark (a common occurrence)

Finland kicking their asses at games

Denmark throwing chess pieces

Sealand crying

Ladonia crying

Svea indimidating people so badly they lose

Sweden making dad jokes with a blank expression

Iceland being an angsty teen sitting in the corner

Nerstong not understanding game instructions

Pranks

Everyone singing All Star

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heh she scared Russia

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She finally speaks!

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Sweden has dimples sorry can’t take it back now

Part 1

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The person who requested this has deactivated so I’m sad

Part 2

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Beauty and the Beat - Sweden & Svea

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Hetaween 19/20

Day 14 Prompt: Masks

"My mask is plenty scary." Sweden crossed his arms.

"You're an alien from Toy Story and that is the least scary thing you could be." Svea gestured to her own mask, probably with a very slightly smug look behind it. "This could even scare Russia."

He raised an eyebrow, uncrossing his arms. "Except you wouldn't let that happen because you have a huge crush on him."

"Mention that again and I'll wear you as the mask instead." She tucked a strand of hair behind her ear and straightened her shirt. "Can we go now? I want to try Snickers for the first time."

"Then we will." Sweden smirked. "After you and Russia-" He ducked just in time to dodge the shoe flying at his head. "I changed my mind, you are scary."

Svea nodded and hummed. "Let's get in the car and go."

"Go where?" Iceland poked his head in. "OH MY GOD!"

"What?" She blinked, then gave a quiet "oh" of understanding. "You like my mask, Iceland?"

"NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!" He let out a bloodcurdling screech before running upstairs to lock himself in his room and watch YouTube for the rest of the day.

Sweden shrugged. "I don't think it's that scary."

"Maybe." Svea pushed her Justin Bieber mask up and frowned. "Guess I can just leave it at home."

"Probably for the best." He opened the door and gestured outside. "Now you can kiss Russia all you want."

She rolled her eyes and shoved him aside on the way to the car. "Bite me." He didn't see the hint of a smile on her lips.